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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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