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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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