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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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