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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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