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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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