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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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