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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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