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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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