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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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