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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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