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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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