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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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