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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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