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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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