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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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