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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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