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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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