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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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