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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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