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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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