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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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