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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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