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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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