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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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