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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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