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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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