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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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