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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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