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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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