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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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