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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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