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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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