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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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