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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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