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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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