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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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