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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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