Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.