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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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