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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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