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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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