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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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