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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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