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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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