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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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