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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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