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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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