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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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