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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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