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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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