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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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