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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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