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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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