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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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