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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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