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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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