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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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