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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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