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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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