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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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