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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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