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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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