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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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