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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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