Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.